Oceanic 8

If Henry Cusick had to cut his hair for this episode, how exactly do they plan on making it long again? I hope they have a good wig in store. Maybe they could ask Eddie Vedder to donate.

Mmkay, so……Kate has Claire’s baby. That’s weird. Murder, arson, grand theft auto, larceny, f-f-f-fornication with Sawyer, and now….grand theft Aaron? Kate is pretty drama if you ask me. Here’s what probably most likely definitely happened:

1.) Kate shoots Claire
2.) Kate steals baby
3.) Kate shoots Locke
4.) Kate sleeps with Sawyer again
5.) Kate shoots Sawyer
6.) Kate leaves island with said baby

Also, I think Locke was in the casket.

Ok, so I’ve been retroactively listening the official Lost podcasts (which, let me tell you, if you don’t already, you need to listen to it, Damon and Carlton are vastly entertaining). Based on this, I have formulated two theories.

1. Oceanic #5 is Sawyer
According to a podcast, a listener called in, asking if we’d know the status of a Kate/Sawyer baby, and if so, how soon. They gave the impression that this information would be revealed in the fourth episode of season 4 (tonight’s episode). Since they’ve promised (based on last week’s preview of this week) that we’d get a another piece of the Oceanic 6 puzzle tonight. In those preview, we see Kate coming out of a limo, and since we already know Kate is one of the O6 (from Jack’s flashforward last season), she must be in the flash forward of this new reveal. Who could it be, but Sawyer? Even though he didn’t want to leave the island, he would surely leave it for the good of his baby and his baby mama?

2. Oceanic #6 is Locke
As I’ve shown, by process of pair elimination, Sawyer and Locke become a pair. I believe something transpires on the island and Locke gets put on the rescue chopper while out-cold. Perhaps Ben manipulates someone to take him down, who knows? However it happens, I think Locke mistakenly gets taken against his will. When he returns, he will be in a wheelchair again and due to that the depression of being away from the island, he will commit suicide, in his swank New York loft (courtesy of his oceanic settlement) and be the man in the coffin.

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